[brighter news]
in less than ten minutes, wife is going to cut my hair. it hasn't been cut since october. this on the heels of my recent goatee purge. it will be a miracle if my head doesn't freeze, break off, and roll away.
3 very splendid and worthwhile comment(s):
She's changing you into what she's always wanted in a man - A life sized doll.
:(
dan dan dan. that's what husbands are! according to the sitcoms. sitcoms are stupidity itself.
I am no doll. I am a well-shorn specimen of man.
do not post a comment (or not).
do not go home (the grass is always greener).